The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 273 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 10.812 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 451 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,731 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 273's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 273 is ranked 179,060^th in the world and 4,078^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.